Misha (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} xyankee) wrote,@ 2003-03-26 18:39:00 |
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As of today, I have been alive for 7,785 days.
Assuming I take 1.2 poops a day, that's 9,342 poops taken.
Assuming each poo is about 5" in total length, that's 46,710 inches of poop that has come out of me.
Or 3,892.5 feet. Or about a three-quarters of a mile.
Or, to put things visually, I'd have to take a shit that reaches from the top of the Empire State Building all the way to the street three times to excrete that much poo.
Thank you; I'm very proud too.
Assuming I take 1.2 poops a day, that's 9,342 poops taken.
Assuming each poo is about 5" in total length, that's 46,710 inches of poop that has come out of me.
Or 3,892.5 feet. Or about a three-quarters of a mile.
Or, to put things visually, I'd have to take a shit that reaches from the top of the Empire State Building all the way to the street three times to excrete that much poo.
Thank you; I'm very proud too.
